“I wouldn't describe myself as a master of anything.” — Toby Young Quote

“I wouldn't describe myself as a master of anything.”

“I tried being a mechanic and I tried catering, but I realized I had even less aptitude for semi-skilled labour than for academic work.”

“Teachers complain a lot about how tough their job is. But, you know, the day begins in most schools at nine o'clock, ends at 3.30 P.M. They have six weeks' holiday during the summer, two weeks' holiday at Easter and at Christmas. Yes, they don't just work when they're at school, but even so, compared to a lot of other jobs, it's not that tough.”

“I describe my own music as epic love pop.”

“I describe the relationship between man and woman as a Hegelian relationship between master and slave. As long as men are able to increase their sexual value through work, fame or wealth, while women are only powerful through their body, beauty and youth, nothing will change.”

“The most powerful part of the art is experiential, yet it's the hardest to describe because it's nonverbal.”