“I guess standup is really painting pictures with words - especially fo...” — Noel Fielding Quote

“I guess standup is really painting pictures with words - especially for me, as I describe quite fantastical, visual things. My art teacher, Dexter Dalwood, always seemed to think they were linked. We bonded over our love of Vic Reeves.”

“My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny. My uncle's really funny. Everyone's really funny. You have to be quick; otherwise, you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.”

“When I was 14, I had a job in a cake shop. I got caught by the boss, lying down eating cake, and was sacked on my first day.”

“I dislike the phrase 'social media.' 'Social media' is merely a way to describe new tools in an old and narrow paradigm where we measure success by how many people are reached.”

“I don't describe myself as a nationalist, but I do love my country.”

“Fake is, like, the worst word you could possibly use to describe anything, you know?”