If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve.
“If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve.”
— David Sedaris · Deserve
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If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve.
“If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve.”
— David Sedaris · Deserve
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“If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve.”
“They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.”
“I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.”
“I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.”
“Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have nationalistic slogans of their own, none of which are 'We're number two!”
“There is not a country on earth whose people don't deserve to be free and safe.”
“I deserve respect for the things I did not do.”
“More than anything, I think as our country matures, we recognize that women deserve to be treated with respect and dignity.”
“Even when we make mistakes, we hope others will love us in spite of our shortcomings - even if we don't deserve it.”
“This is something caregivers have to understand: You have to ask for help. You have to realize that you deserve to ask for help. Because you need to keep on working on your own life.”
“I'll help repeal Obamacare in my first term, or go home, because you deserve a senator who gets the job done or gets out of the way. Repeal or go home. That's my pledge to you.”
“What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.”