“I only scream if screaming is deserved.” — Billy Eichner Quote

I only scream if screaming is deserved.

If I'm screaming at someone, it's because I think they're an idiot.

Society would be a lot better if people watched Hulu's original programming and not just 'Mozart in the Jungle,' which everyone is watching, apparently.

If a comedian has a strong following, and the branded segment feels different compared to what you typically do, people will know right away that it's not authentic to who you are as a comedian or performer. Brands need to keep that in mind.

All that social media hyperbole is just so fake.

I think that I am responsible for the death of thousands of things and for the misery of thousands of people, just through the things that I buy and how I live my life, and these are not things that ever deserved to die.

You have got to earn the title. Nobody gives you the trophy. The team that wins the league will be the team that deserved it and showed the best form throughout the season.

Can you imagine the most trusted man in America? Cronkite deserved it too.

I was always overlooked. I never got the credit I deserved. But I always kept my head down, and grinded.

I've been fortunate with the kind of work I've done, in terms of quality. But a lot of work didn't get the kind of release and attention that it deserved. And, I feel little let down by our distribution system.