“That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowe...” — Colin Quinn Quote

“That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.”

“The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.”

“I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.”

“I have always liked to get my pictures taken, and I like taking care of my looks. But, I am not one to use beauty products and treatments.”

“How much we need, in the church and in society, witnesses of the beauty of holiness, witnesses of the splendour of truth, witnesses of the joy and freedom born of a living relationship with Christ!”

“Everywhere people are at work to build a better world in which we - and some of the beauty of this world - will be guaranteed to survive. Everywhere they are at war with the forces threatening us and the planet.”