“Working in a juvenile detention center, being a probation officer for ...” — Justin Gaethje Quote

Working in a juvenile detention center, being a probation officer for at-risk youths, I'll do something like that. Something nice and stable.

I'm an entertainer.

I know plenty of wrestlers who are 15-0 and going nowhere.

When you fight me, you aren't going to be able to be so careful. They better block their face and knock me out. I'm going to hit them, kick them. I'm going to come forward. They'll have to run, literally run, backwards. That's the only way to get away from me. And eventually you're going to run into the cage.

With the way I fight, the UFC's not stupid. For one, they probably know that they're don't have me forever.

I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like to show them off.

I used to spend every morning in detention at my old school.

Detention without trial is history in Malaysia.

In the years just after 9/11, even being breathed on by a suspected terrorist could land you in extralegal detention for the rest of your life.

I was quite capable at school, but I spent a lot of time in detention.