“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are comp...” — Mark Russell Quote

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

“I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.”

“If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.”

“There are so many great records that when you grow older, you're like, 'Oh man, this is the best record ever made.' And you're like, 'Oh it didn't get nominated or win a Grammy.' It's countless, how many amazing, classic American records haven't been knighted or whatever.”

“The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.”

“Love is the best thing in the world, and the thing that lives the longest.”