“I've tried several diets over the past couple of years - not because I...” — W. Bruce Cameron Quote

“I've tried several diets over the past couple of years - not because I need to lose weight, but because my pants are trying to cut me in two.”

“If I'm right, the only reason our species is still around is because of our friendship with the canines.”

“My philosophy on snow skiing is that there are less expensive ways to fall down a mountain. Yet every couple of years, I go on a ski trip for the same reason that women will have multiple children - they simply forget how much it hurts.”

“The diets and lifestyles in many other countries are much healthier than in the United States.”

“I think all diets are kind of weird. The word 'die' is in it.”

“I don't do fad things or diets - they don't work.”