“If you win a Super Bowl before you're fired, you're a genius, and ever...” — John Madden Quote

If you win a Super Bowl before you're fired, you're a genius, and everyone listens to you. But a coach is just a guy whose best class in grammar school was recess and whose best class in high school was P.E. I never thought I was anything but a guy whose best class was P.E.

The only things that smell good are fat and sugar. Tofu being boiled doesn't smell good. Anything that smells good is fattening.

In all the years that I've been in football - I went directly from coaching to broadcasting - I never really had a lot of experience watching it.

Both of my sons used to coach high school football. When they started, I'd say things I shouldn't have. So I learned my lesson.

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

I only want to be the best that I can be.

The very nature of science is discoveries, and the best of those discoveries are the ones you don't expect.

War is just a racket. A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of people. Only a small inside group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few at the expense of the masses.

If you have real passion for a career in game shows, be willing to serve an apprenticeship; it's the best way to learn.