“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” — Steven Wright Quote

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”

“I invented the cordless extension cord.”

“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.”

“I think I've wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday!”

“United Nations Day marks the birthday of our founding Charter - the landmark document that embodies the hopes, dreams and aspirations of 'we the peoples.'”