I intend to live forever. So far, so good.Steven WrightTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”Steven WrightBad
“I think I've wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday!”Shoshannah SternBirthday
“United Nations Day marks the birthday of our founding Charter - the landmark document that embodies the hopes, dreams and aspirations of 'we the peoples.'”Antonio Guterres
“There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.”Steven WrightPower
“I spent my 18th birthday in jail. Charges were dropped as long as I promised never to return to the state of Kansas. My parents took me home to Louisiana. I lasted there a week. Then I ran away.”Mary GauthierBirthday
“Oh yes, my best birthday gift was when my dad gifted me my first car in college. It was a Maruti Swift. I thought that was the coolest thing ever. It was so much fun, as I could completely show it off to my friends that I have my own car now and not my dad's car.”Huma QureshiBirthday
“On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.”Kay LenzBirthday