“I've been doing a bit of screenwriting and producing, and even a bit o...” — Irvine Welsh Quote

I've been doing a bit of screenwriting and producing, and even a bit of directing.

It's like nothing's really happening. Our culture is almost dead.

Middle-class people worry a lot about money. They worry a lot about job security, and they do a lot of nine-to-five stuff.

When I first started to get into writing, it was via music. I'd generate ideas for songs that would turn into stories, then they'd turn into novels. I was biased toward music.

I just love the weather. I live on Miami Beach, which is all boutique hotels and cocktails. I do sometimes go along to smart parties in my white suit, but I wouldn't really recognise any famous people if they were there because I'm not very good at star-spotting.

I'm going to be writing and directing my own videos, and performing in them too, and I'm super-excited about it.

I'm happy directing films. On television, the direction takes your entire life away.

I can make a better living as an actor than I can as a director. Though I certainly would prefer to be directing movies.

I've produced, but as for directing, that's a dream that'll have to go unfulfilled.

When I'm directing actors, I often find myself slipping in sports metaphors, like: 'Don't go for the punch line here, just put it up on a T-ball stand so she can hit it out of the park.'