“My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people i...” — Danny DeVito Quote

“My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor.”

“You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.”

“I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.”

“I sometimes think that the price of liberty is not so much eternal vigilance as eternal dirt.”

“A thing can be too pretty and perfect, so if you kick some dirt on it, then it feels like you wore it around a bit.”

“People did not even then like to eat dirt, if they could see it.”