“I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.” — Jimmy Kimmel Quote

“I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.”

“No matter what Sarah Palin and these geniuses she surrounds herself with try to tell you, climate change is not a liberal versus conservative thing, but the people who profit from ignoring it want you to believe it is.”

“I only get unusual ailments.”

“Organized crime is the dirty side of the sharp dollar.”

“I love 'The Dirty Dozen.'”

“There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to be there in one's head when it comes to the larger audience.”