“I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids...” — Rob Lowe Quote

“I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.”

“It's a little bit of a 'if you can't beat 'em - join 'em' mentality for me when I think about Twitter.”

“I've always written a little bit. I mean, I've written screenplays, and I've doctored my dialogue for years, and I've written speeches - I was a speechwriter on 'The West Wing,' so I like that kind of thing. But I never really thought I'd write a book.”

“I'm amazed by how angry people get about new art, particularly new sculptures in their town. The people who hate new sculpture usually find their type of art on birthday cards, pictures of a vintage car going round a hairpin bend and suchlike.”

“I remember, after getting my very first CD player for a birthday, I immediately purchased the soundtrack to the movie 'Grease.'”

“I remember debating the finer points of flaky pastry with my chicken-pot-pie-obsessed American dad. I remember the divine mix of Thai food, TV dinners, and hearty, homemade goodness that have shaped this palate of mine to this day. I remember all this, but I still Google my husband's birthday. Thank God he's famous.”