“There's this weird thing going on where people think they've worked yo...” — Alexander Armstrong Quote

“There's this weird thing going on where people think they've worked you out as a certain type of person, but probably better for them if they don't put me in a box, because if they do I am going to disappoint.”

“Alpacas are much more biddable creatures. Llamas are horrible. As a species, it's probably for the best that they're wary of us. But on a personal level, I find it very hard to come to terms with.”

“There are plenty of reasons for disliking people, but this tribal aversion to anyone with a posh voice is very boring.”

“To meet someone who you look up to like they are gods and goddesses, sometimes that person can disappoint you a bit.”

“I am sorry if I am going to disappoint women who feel that becoming a mother completes you. I don't feel I am any less of a woman for not having a child.”

“One of the things you learn in football is that you're only as good as your last outing. I don't like to reflect on what we've done in the past. I'm not a very good storyteller, for one thing. I'd disappoint you. When it's time, I'll talk about the good old days. But it's a sign of old age, reveling in the past.”