“My life is spent in hotels, which tend to be quite disappointing if yo...” — Michael McIntyre Quote

“My life is spent in hotels, which tend to be quite disappointing if you're in them every night.”

“I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.”

“The only critics who annoy me are the ones who come to my shows even when they're clearly not fans of my work.”

“I have enough motivation just not looking like an idiot on national television. The fear of disappointing people is certainly higher.”

“I woke up full of hate and fear the day before the most recent peace march in San Francisco. This was disappointing: I'd hoped to wake up feeling somewhere between Virginia Woolf and Wavy Gravy.”

“I've never been invited to do 'Stars on Ice' before, which is the only figure skating tour in the U.S., and it's disappointing that I can't perform for my American fans... all because I'm not 'family friendly' enough.”