“My earliest memory is my parents forgetting my fourth birthday. My dad...” — Sandi Toksvig Quote

“My earliest memory is my parents forgetting my fourth birthday. My dad looked up from reading the paper and went, 'Oh my God!' So we went out, and I chose a red scooter.”

“I am 5 ft. tall myself, and it is rare that I meet someone new who doesn't comment on my height.”

“I am passionate about higher education and am hugely impressed by Portsmouth's mission to encourage students from every walk of life to excel.”

“My sentence formally was imposed on my mothers 50th Birthday January 24th 1983. The jury recommended it July 1st 1982.”

“I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.”

“I landed in Indianapolis on my 17th birthday. There to greet me was my new American family, the Bakers. I had barely blown out the candles on my birthday cake before the question came, 'So, do you want to go watch a football game? We need a kicker.'”