“College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-n...” — Nikki Glaser Quote

“College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator.”

“My boyfriend and I have finally learned how to embrace confrontation as something that will only help us as a couple.”

“The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don't understand. It's like, 'I don't want to deal with the fact that some people might have been born in the wrong body.'”

“Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way.”

“The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are.”

“I've been saying inappropriate things since I was a kid.”

“Mentally, I am quite good at self discipline.”

“The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself.”

“Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.”

“In order to be responsible, you need some discipline in your life. For a while I lost mine.”

“I was pretty rubbish when I first started dancing. I didn't understand the discipline of working on one step over and over again. If you look at it from the outside, you'd think, 'Why would anybody want to do that?' But you just want to get it perfect. It is that constant inner striving that you fall in love with.”

“I haven't got a writer's discipline.”