“I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don'...” — Craig Ferguson Quote

“I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.”

“When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.”

“I wanted to be a rock star.”

“One can resist the invasion of an army but one cannot resist the invasion of ideas.”

“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.”

“Everything that is beautiful and noble is the product of reason and calculation.”