“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense an...” — Robert Byrne Quote

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

If the numbers keep mounting, newspapers will eventually have to admit that pool exists and give it some coverage.

It's easy to make a cue last a lifetime. Don't boil it or freeze it in the trunk of a car. Don't lean it against a wall for years. If you lose a game to a complete idiot, hit the edge of the table in anger with something other than your cue.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

I'm quite a shy person, and I dislike narcissism intensely.

I find it hard to not like music if it has passion behind it and good integrity. Only if it's made for the wrong reasons and shows a lack of respect for its audience will I find something to dislike.

There's always going to be somebody who takes a dislike to you and you can't waste time worrying about it.

I don't dislike money, but there's only so much money you can use.

When I start to write, words have become physical presence. It was to see if I could bring that private world to life that found its first expression through reading. I really dislike the romantic notion of the artist.