“Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disres...” — Penn Jillette Quote

Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.

My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

Once you have somebody that is telling you, 'We are interpreting God for you,' it seems like you either agree or you don't. You either say, like Martin Luther, 'I'm going to have a direct relationship with the word of God,' or I'm going to go through a conduit of God on Earth,' which would be the Pope.

A completely disrespectful photographer was asked to stop taking photographs, and then said, 'I've got what I want. What are you going to do about it?' How would you feel if somebody walked up and started taking your photograph? I don't think you'd be very happy.

I'm not going to go to a team that's losing. I think that would be disrespectful to me to trade me to somebody like that.

I think there's a very fine line on guys saying stuff because you don't want to be disrespectful. That's not the point of it. But you also do need to - there's nothing wrong with saying what's on your mind.

I'm not disrespectful to anybody that I'm cool with.