“I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work eth...” — Norm MacDonald Quote

I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

What we have now is a situation where politicians get a whole bunch of money from mainly business interests. Then once they hold that office, they spend all their time in office paying back over and over again those campaign contributions through various favors and contracts and that sort of thing.

In this business, technology is life or death.

I would sign an executive order protecting religious liberty, our first amendment rights, so Christian business owners and individuals don't face discrimination for having a traditional view of marriage.

Several companies have explicit policies against cronyism, with good reason. Hiring a family member simply for a relationship can be troubling and may not necessarily serve a company's interests. But by and large, financial firms in particular commonly hire people who have certain connections, whether through family or a business relationship.