“'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and mo...” — Penn Jillette Quote

'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth.

One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They're all hanging from a thread - sometimes literally.

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

I love spending time with my dog, my niece and my family. I'm very family-oriented.

I was a film editor for eight years before I made my first feature, 'Dog Soldiers.' I am from Newcastle upon Tyne, in the northeast of England.

I'm a huge dog person; I love to hug and kiss them.

Dog parks are more cliquish than any other human gathering with the possible exception of seventh grade. Deal with it.