“But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a d...” — Frank Langella Quote

“But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.”

“It's interesting to fantasize having a man sink his teeth into your neck for sustenance, knowing that it isn't going to be terribly painful but rather very exciting.”

“Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.”

“Opening up your life to a dog who needs a home is one of the most fulfilling things you can do.”

“A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.”

“But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?”