“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.” — Andy Rooney Quote

“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”

“When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.”

“The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.”

“I love hot dogs.”

“I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.”

“I have spoken about wanting to do something for kids and dogs in my interviews.”