“Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about fo...” — Chris Cubas Quote

“Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care.”

“There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes.”

“I definitely have friends who gave me a tag for a joke I already had. Like, 'Here's another line.' A tag is, 'Oooooh, it's an industry term.' It's like, there's the punchline, and a tag is like a secondary punchline.”

“When I first got into the league, I tried to fit in. Now I don't care.”

“I don't care how good a song is - if it holds back the storyline, stalls the plot, your audience will reject it.”

“The place I feel most at home is when I have health insurance. I really don't care how I get it, whether it's on film, or television or waiting tables, you know?”