“I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit t...” — Steven Wright Quote

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

The cars haven't advanced that much since we were kids. When you boil it down, it's still a gas combustion engine.

We have to change public perception of ex-convicts. Most Canadians don't realize that when you come out of prison, you're a complete pariah. You can't get a car loan or money from a bank to start a business. So most end up back in prison within 24 months. It's just so wrong. We need to fix this problem.

It's a tremendous honor to be given the opportunity to drive the Pace Car and lead the field to start the Indy 500. Basketball and racing are big in Indiana, and it's such a cool experience to represent the Pacers at the biggest race in the world.

I don't know anything about cars. I can promise you that.