“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just...” — Jeff Foxworthy Quote

“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”

“I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.”

“If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.”

“I would make tea for Joni Mitchell or clean her car, anything to be in the studio and watch her work.”

“I drive a hybrid, moving into an electric car. I only drink tap water, never consume food that's travelled.”

“I'd rather be a guy that can build a house or fix a car than be able to walk like a ballet dancer.”