“I sound like a chain-smoking drag queen after a hard night of singing ...” — T. J. Miller Quote

“I sound like a chain-smoking drag queen after a hard night of singing 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon'.”

“Stand-up and sketch and improv - that's the most direct contact you can have with somebody, making them laugh. I like that. I like the intimacy.”

“If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples lives for the better. But you can only do that for about 300 people to maybe a thousand people - if you're really prolific and you're working really hard.”

“There have always been drag queens everywhere.”

“It's really a drag to do the same project over and over again.”

“Drag is really about reminding people that you are more than you think you are - you are more than what it says on your passport.”