“A lot of the time, you need to find the right home for ideas. You know...” — Bill Bailey Quote

“A lot of the time, you need to find the right home for ideas. You know, sometimes you think 'oh this'd be a sitcom, oh, no it wouldn't, it'd be a drama, or an educational thing, or a doco or something.' I've got loads of ideas and you just have to keep sending them and pitching them.”

“I was asked to do an ad campaign for a supermarket once. I was baffled. It's strange when you realise your popularity or reputation is a marketable commodity; it's a stock, a currency.”

“I hate all those celebrity sculptures like Tussauds, where everyone is dressed in spangly suits and they are all smiling.”

“Reality shows serve up juicy drama out of human shortcomings.”

“I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. But then a lady at the youth theatre asked me if I'd ever thought of going to drama school.”

“I guess I'd like to do a straight-up drama someday down the line. But I just want to keep working.”