“Never have more children than you have car windows.” — Erma Bombeck Quote

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

All those rappers, they're the only glamorous people working in music now. They dress up in these chains of gold, cars, girls and this and that, high-heeled shoes.

But my passion is racing cars. It's what I like to do in my off time.

We put more emphasis on who can drive a car than on who can be a parent. And I think there ought to be mandatory parenting classes starting in high school, and you should have to have a license to be able to be a parent to explain that you don't give alcohol to kids.

Jardine is the largest dealer of Mercedes in the world. They also sell cars for two or three Japanese makers.

I'm not good at happy, lightweight kind of music. I'm not really good at pop music. 'Cars' is probably the only true pop song I ever wrote. I wish I could write more, but I'm not very good at it.