“I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going...” — Steven Wright Quote

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

I don't like the idea of a sitcom about a lettings agency, I really don't. But then I once made a short about a guy turning into a car, and I think that's the worst idea ever. But I also think, what's more impressive than a really good idea done well? A really bad idea done well.

Stationary storage will be as big as the car business long term. The growth rate will probably be several times what it is for the car business.

Some riders believe in all the hype at the TT; have a successful week, give up work then go and buy motorhomes and cars. I like to get back to normal afterwards and go to work.

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'