“Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot.” — Theophilus London Quote

“Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot.”

“I collect a lot of clothes when I travel around the world.”

“I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lady Gaga's hair, but he fired her to work for me.”

“I don't see my season with Dortmund negatively. There were some real problems there in the dressing room and they were going through a generation change.”

“In the dressing room, I always put on my right shoe first. Same thing for my right wristband.”

“If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.”