“This is what I spend money on, dried fruit.” — Scott Rogowsky Quote

This is what I spend money on, dried fruit.

I love following my friend Tony Zaret on Instagram. He's a super funny comedian who makes these parodies of memes, and Instagram skits.

I believe the best way to celebrate the holidays is to spread cheer and joy to others.

I still consider myself a New Yorker before all other nouns.

There are so few jobs for comedians on networks, that taxi TV and elevator TV and all this stuff are what I and every other comedian now are gunning for.

I was swimming in my swimming pool when 'The Secret Lovers' popped entire into my head. I got out, dried off, went upstairs, and finished the book in about 50 days.

People seem to like this image of me being all boho and hippy. It's either that or I'm down on my luck, I've got no money, the work's dried up.

I do not believe in eating fish hot. People always insist on hot fish, but that leaves it dried out.

I haven't written anything in four years. I'm sort of dried up.

I was emotionally and spiritually dried up, so I was just searching for God.