“The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer ...” — Fran Lebowitz Quote

“The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.”

“Nothing succeeds like address.”

“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.”

“I'm trying to drink more water.”

“I'm not no 'drink wine every day' kind of dude.”

“5-Hour Energy is not an energy drink, it's a focus drink. But we can't say that. The FDA doesn't like the word 'focus.' I have no idea why.”