“If I told my 18-year-old self that one day I'd have a sitcom and a ske...” — Robert Webb Quote

“If I told my 18-year-old self that one day I'd have a sitcom and a sketch show on TV, I think he'd just drum his fingers and go, 'When? How long is that going to take?'”

“My childhood was as heavily gendered as any you would find in a working-class household in Lincolnshire.”

“Mum was an amazing parent and my best pal. The tragedy of it, really, was that she died from breast cancer just as I was becoming a man, aged 17, and we were just starting to speak as adults. She was snatched away, and it felt cruel. She made me laugh.”

“I like to drum for various theatrical things.”

“When you write, it's making a certain kind of music in your head. There's a rhythm to it, a pulse, and on the whole, I'm writing to that drum rather than the psychological process.”

“To me, drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time.”