“Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, no...” — Vin Scully Quote

“Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.”

“Losing feels worse than winning feels good.”

“It's a wonderful feeling being a bridge to the past and unite generations.”

“Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.”

“I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it.”

“I'd sing for any friend's happiness. I don't have to get drunk to do so.”