“I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell o...” — Liza Minnelli Quote

“I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.”

“I'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.”

“And what I liked the most about any project was that when it was good, you had a bunch of people trying to accomplish something together who were all acting together as one - that's the most exciting time for me.”

“I see myself as a serious artist, but yeah, when people come to my shows, they want to hear 'What Was I Thinkin',' 'Drunk on a Plane,' and lots of up-tempo, fun songs.”

“If you think I'm a drunk, you shoulda seen my old man.”

“You don't need preparations for a family gathering. We have one almost every night where we meet, laugh, get drunk and come back home. We're one family that's happy among ourselves.”