“My family is pretty funny. My mother is British, so she's got a very d...” — Jason Bateman Quote

My family is pretty funny. My mother is British, so she's got a very dry sense of humor. That's where I got that from.

I'm in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live in, I haven't had a problem with people who are gay. Since I was 10 I've been working alongside them, and some of my best friends are gay.

I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl.

I don't feel sorry for people in the public eye getting eyed by the public.

I enjoy editing when I'm directing, but when someone else is directing, that's their film to cut.

I think dry nanotechnology is probably a dead-end.

My only hesitation after 'Law & Order' was that I didn't want to be in a super dry procedural like that. I found that satisfying, but very tough because every episode was kind of the same. It just is with that show.

If you're going to buy pasta, you should buy dry pasta. If you're going to make it you can make the real thing, but you shouldn't buy fresh pasta.

Americans just don't understand dry wit.

Being able to be dry in a second language is almost the last thing you learn.