“For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the ...” — Mike D Quote

“For a dude, I think I do cook. I'm a stay-at-home parent a lot of the time.”

“What would've been the downside of holding bin Laden accountable by our own values of justice by which our country is based on?”

“New York isn't segregated the way many American cities are, where there are specific ethnic neighborhoods that don't necessarily co-exist, or they co-exist but in a much separate sense.”

“Oh, 'The Thing' is one of my favorite movies of all time. That changed my life because I was like, 'I've got to do this.' Something that scared me that much? It was the first R-rated movie I ever saw, and I was like, 'Dude, I'm changed.'”

“There's no white comic that sells tickets to black people like me. They're going to get their hair done, get a new outfit, and come out to see a white dude.”

“I'm just a regular dude.”