“Like, when they say to me, 'Screamin' A.' - I'm the only dude on the a...” — Stephen A. Smith Quote

“Like, when they say to me, 'Screamin' A.' - I'm the only dude on the air who's loud? I know plenty of white dudes who are screaming and going off. They're called passionate. I'm called loud.”

“I think a lot about me is humble.”

“When the presidential debates are on, I'll watch that like it's the Super Bowl. I actually thoroughly enjoy that. I always have.”

“I've been a writer since I was 13. I've been writing scripts and having pitch meetings. So, when I do see people like Brit Marling getting things done, it lets me know that it's possible. It basically just tells me, 'Dude, get to work!' For some reason, I think that I'm not doing enough work.”

“I'm a real dude.”

“I'll never be as funny as a regular Black dude.”