“Aaron Peirsol was the man. Ryan Lochte is also insane. Like, if Phelps...” — Anders Holm Quote

“Aaron Peirsol was the man. Ryan Lochte is also insane. Like, if Phelps wasn't around, we'd all be talking about Ryan Lochte as the dude who changed everything, because he's insane as well.”

“It was actually the movie 'Rushmore' that made me first realize that I could try writing, but 'Cheers' is the best show ever. The writers on that show created a relationship that writers today still fail to rip off successfully: the Sam and Diane.”

“Practice being curious; want to know things; ask questions.”

“I'll never be as funny as a regular Black dude.”

“Wanting to be a rock star, I get it. I'm like, 'Oh, my God, dude! The freedom!'”

“I listen to a lot of Sublime. Dude, I'm obsessed with Sublime. You have no idea.”