“I see myself as an utterly unchanged Perth dude who likes sport as muc...” — Tim Minchin Quote

“I see myself as an utterly unchanged Perth dude who likes sport as much as I like music and who just likes my family.”

“There's a lot of great, talented, passionate musical theatre practitioners and directors here. But it's very hard to suddenly start building great musicals in a town like Sydney where there hasn't been any great musicals built.”

“My most visceral childhood memory is getting home from hockey. Much of our family time revolved around hockey, and it rains a lot in Perth, and we'd get home tired and wet in our tracksuits, and the smell I'd hold in my nose is of mother's vegetable soup.”

“My mom's never been married. I've never even seen my mom kiss a dude.”

“When I was a kid, I didn't have any girlfriends. I was a very nerdy-type dude. Believe me, being a ham does not turn girls on.”

“I don't love the running machine. I'm not a gym dude.”