“I'm incredibly dull and I very rarely leave the house. I don't go out,...” — Paul Kaye Quote

“I'm incredibly dull and I very rarely leave the house. I don't go out, I don't drink, I'm really boring.”

“I'd spent so much of my youth and twenties dying my hair bright red to either look like Ziggy Stardust or Johnny Rotten.”

“I used to run into lampposts. That was my party trick.”

“Somebody must always be doing something new, or life would get very dull.”

“I used to tell really boring stories as a child, about my toy panda's nose falling off, or something equally dull.”

“Why do we never expect dull people to be rascals?”