“My life's actually been quite dull; it's not all that glamorous.” — Elizabeth Wurtzel Quote

My life's actually been quite dull; it's not all that glamorous.

I always knew I was a writer. And I always thought to myself, 'Well, why not me?' Someone has to be on the best-seller list, 'Why not me?' Someone has to write for the 'New Yorker,' 'Why not me?' And I didn't really get much positive reinforcement as a kid, so I thought, 'Well let me show you what I can do.'

Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep on keeping on?... I don't know the answer, I know only that I can't.

By never marrying, I ended up never divorcing, but I also failed to accumulate that brocade of civility and padlock of security - kids you do or don't want, Tiffany silver you never use - that makes life complete.

We live in a homogenized world, where it's hard to get excited when everything is slick and professional. The interesting things are the dull things.

The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull.

If I make a happy, happy movie one day, I'll think it's dull.

A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving. I hope mine is interesting and self-serving.

Bios are always so dull and boring.