“Most people thought Gomer was stupid, dumb, a real klutz. But you stud...” — Jim Nabors Quote

Most people thought Gomer was stupid, dumb, a real klutz. But you study him, he really wasn't any of those things. Gomer just didn't want to see bad in anybody; you could never get him mad.

After I sang 'Back Home In Indiana' the first time, I became a Hoosier.

My life hasn't been the norm. The most interesting parts are before I got into show business.

I'm a farmer! We have a farm that's part of the National Tropical Botanical Garden on Maui, and we raise macadamia nuts.

I had a liver transplant, then I had a pacemaker put in, then I had a new knee put it, then I had a heart valve put in. I'm almost brand new. I have a lot of new parts.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

It's human nature to not say everything that's on your mind at the time you think it. Because we fear saying something that people will laugh at, people will think is dumb. We're afraid of being embarrassed.

People around the NBA really think that I'm dumb or stupid. But people that know me know that I'm actually very intelligent.

I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead.

I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.