“Not everybody's as original as they think. You all have families. You ...” — Nate Bargatze Quote

“Not everybody's as original as they think. You all have families. You all have this dumb stuff happen to you. You all think you're dumb sometimes. That's the only reason I have a career, because none of us are really that original.”

“I had someone ask me, they thought I was doing a kids' book for some reason. I think my book reads like a kids' book.”

“Open mics are - you have to do them, and I understand - but the sooner you can get in front of real people, the better, because thats when you get to work on the jokes. I dont think its about putting out any new material as much as learning how to make your jokes really work.”

“In shooting, you need to be dumb.”

“I've made a lot of dumb mistakes, but I don't regret them at all.”

“I know what people think I am. People think I'm dumb. People think I party all the time. People think I'm ignorant.”