“The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore...” — Ralphie May Quote

“The perception of fat people in America is that they're fat, therefore they're dumb, they're lazy, and they must stink.”

“I'm a fan of old vaudeville theaters.”

“I see the absurdity in things, and I think it's my job to point it out.”

“I certainly don't dumb down the way I dress.”

“Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.”

“I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.”