“If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, peo...” — Andy Warhol Quote

“If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.”

“Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.”

“I want to be a machine.”

“You don't want to try to look younger, because you'll look wrong. You dye your hair, you look wrong. You wear a bad toupee, you look wrong. You wear makeup to hide things, you get your eyes done, you look wrong.”

“Everyone knows you use box dye to do violet red.”

“I want to be a 16-year-old skateboarder, even if I am a middle-aged, gray-haired man - although nobody is going to know that because I am going to dye my hair forever - but every man can benefit from a suit, even me.”