“I can't see any difference in having your hair dyed, your teeth fixed,...” — Joanna Lumley Quote

“I can't see any difference in having your hair dyed, your teeth fixed, your nose done, or your face smoothed out or lifted.”

“Buy an atlas and keep it by the bed - remember you can go anywhere.”

“I think we could jam a bit more in our coffins than we do. I'm going to have some books, some I haven't finished or haven't read, some feathers and nice bits and pieces, the odd note. Just on the journey for the next bit.”

“It's nice not to have lines when you frown, especially on TV. I don't know why people make such a fuss about it. No one is interested if a woman has her teeth capped or her hair dyed.”

“When my hair is dyed, I feel like I'm 35 again.”

“I was into the Police. I dyed my hair white-blond and wanted to be Sting.”